Cartoon Rules No1 © Bill Stott @ procartoonists.org
© Bill Stott @ Procartoonists.org

Bill Stott our man with the Gillott 303 Leonardt nib reveals the Rules of Cartooning:

Oh yes, there are rules. Hundreds probably, but most of them are best known to students of cartooning rather than cartoonists (well at least, this cartoonist who finds scholarly texts on humour a bit anaesthetic). Below are a few which probably don’t appear in learned treatise on cartooning.

1. Some of them are domestic, heralded by questions like, ‘‘Are you going to be up there ALL night ?’’, or, ‘‘Dear God, look at the state of this place !’’, and, ‘‘How on earth can you work in this MESS?’’

‘‘Up there’’ refers of course to the upstairs bedroom, or ‘‘studio’’ to those who’ve never seen it. This cartoonist lives in awe of colleagues whose working spaces can double as operating theatres. On the other hand, it must be a bit boring not finding the upright piano you thought you’d lost, from time to time.

2. And you musn’t steal others’ jokes, which is an absolute no-no. It doesn’t mean that two cartoonists won’t come up with the same gag at the same time occasionally, but in an age of instant internet access, it’s all too easy to nick ideas.

Cartoon Rule No2 © Bill Stott @ procartoonists.org
" I don't suppose you've seen the lawnmower? " © Bill Stott @ Procartoonists.org

That’s not to say that you won’t be influenced by other cartoonists’ humour and that inevitably leads to similar scenarios. During those bleak days when the ideas just won’t come, I often wish I was Bud Grace or Mike Williams. But then I’ve seen Mike’s spotless studio and realise I’m not. On the other hand, can Mike talk to the spiders?

3. Then there’s the thorny business of pricing. Cartooning is a weird business. Much-loved but not generally well-paid. Not as well-paid as the technician who comes to fix the machine which prints the magazine the cartoon appears in.

So pricing can be a lottery.

So really, that’s about it. Ask another cartoonist and you’ll probably get a whole slew of different answers. There is one common factor though, a dreaded and terrible one called Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs. Never mess with the pointy-heads. Always remember that going after a sole trader is dead easy for HMRC – far, far easier than nailing big rich tax avoiders.

Cartoon Rules No4 © Bill Stott @ procartoonists.org
Cartoon Rules No4 © Bill Stott @ Procartoonists.org

I did a couple of cartoons for HMRC ages ago, all about tax evasion. Felt strange. A bit like Joan of Arc reaching for her own Zippo.

Editor adds: There will be more from Bill when we can rescue him from under his own paper mountain – and the Revenue. If you have your own ideas on what the Rules of Cartooning should be please suggest away in the comments below.

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